Bong, or This Clive fairer-than-the-fair-sex as he was known, was a pretty impressive character. His high-pitched giggles were audible even in the next dorm, and his one-and-half hour WACs fetched lather good grades. An eco-guy from Stephens, he helped many a 1st year through the EAP exams (from 12 O'clock to 3 O'clock the night before). One of the highlights of his stay on the campus was a mild attack of amnesia ("where am I") that once seized him in D-14. His only regret in life probably is that he can never, never be considered a brown-sahib.