Heh I' 'Heh I" and ‘Gah’ sums him up nicely. He is nuts about the Times crossword which he does in 30 secs, flat (since he usually waits for the next day's paper to arrive). One wit described him as a "square who hasn't a clue". He is also a market segment by himself as far as ITC is concerned. He could put a puffing ship to shame. In spite of which he is a good all round sportsman.